(Source: mufffliato, via wrathofgrapes)
straight until wet
dear lesbians, these are your stories. if you haven't had some kind of straight girl bang-up/hang-up worry not thine pure spirits, you will.
dear lesbians, these are your stories. if you haven't had some kind of straight girl bang-up/hang-up worry not thine pure spirits, you will.
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Ah, fuck. She’s back. Try not to obsess this time, try not to obsess this time, try not to ob— fuck.
(Source: xlasilrocksx, via so-you-better-run)
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"Who do you haveta blow
to get some pussy around here?!"Kissing Jessica Stein
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WARNING: dating/fucking straight women may lead to:
- counterproductive introspection
- excessive crying
- shouting into pillows
- indolence
- nausea
- regret
I’m working on coming up with a name for this impulsive disorder…
Submissions welcome.
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"That pussy was a sea of troubles."
The wise words of Hamlet, brought to you by my dream last night.
In the dream Hamlet was conversing with the protagonist, Vaginator.
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Just because she wears a skirt duddn’t mean she’s harmless.In fact, I’d be suspicious if I were you.
(Source: thepocketmouse, via passades)
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I swear I have given this look to every straight woman I have been with, at least once.
(Source: shelookslikeaman, via cendreseternelles)
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